Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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