I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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