I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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