I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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