im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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