would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
