Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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