Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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