Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
