Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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