And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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