Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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