mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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