HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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