I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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