I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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