Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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