He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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