it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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