Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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