Jerry, you need to find god
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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