I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Randomize
