the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize