i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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