thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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