For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
my poor anus
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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