Pants 0. Shit 1.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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