Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My breasts were aching with rage.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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