The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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