i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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