what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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