Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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