i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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