Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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