I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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