I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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