I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Welp...herpes.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Randomize
