She's JV to your varsity
Only a mothe r could love this liver
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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