he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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