Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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