I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
