Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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