Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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