I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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