haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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