Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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