How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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