Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's just like the Real World with babies
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
