I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
50% drunk capacity currently
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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