we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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