So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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