I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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